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Jerry Lawler Inspirational Quotes (55)

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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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