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Jeph Jacques Inspirational Quotes (9)

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'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
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If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.
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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
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You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
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The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.
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The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
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A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
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