Jeff Stilson Inspirational Quotes (4)

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.

I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.