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Jeff Lindsay Inspirational Quotes (70)

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been there done that, bought the t-shirt Chapter 2
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But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.
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When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.
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...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.
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I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book
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For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.
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It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
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I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.
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And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?
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Feeling - what authentic human fun!
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As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.
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Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.
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Could this be the Apocalypse ?
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I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.
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Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.
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And here I always thought morality was useless.
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I'm a very neat monster.
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The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
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you can’t use logic on human behavior.
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I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed my fingertip through the hole and wiggled it at myself. Hello, Dexter, where are you going? Hello, Mr. Finger. I don't know, but I'm almost there. I hear my friends calling.
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Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
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Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.
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I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
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It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
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