Jeff Garlin Inspirational Quotes (7)

The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsive overeater, you don't just eat when things are bad. You eat when you feel anything.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.