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Jay London Inspirational Quotes (11)

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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
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His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
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