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Jasper Carrott Inspirational Quotes (7)

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I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.
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There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
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Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
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I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.
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I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
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Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles
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