James P Gorman Inspirational Quotes (4)

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.

Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo.

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.