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Jackie Gleason Inspirational Quotes (17)

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Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
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The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
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I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
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A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.
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I always knew what I was doing.
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It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
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A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
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The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
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The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
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Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
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The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
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I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
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I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
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Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
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Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
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Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
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I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.
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