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Helen Rowland Inspirational Quotes (69)

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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
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Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
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Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
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Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion
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Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.
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Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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