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Hal Sparks Inspirational Quotes (16)

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Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
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There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.
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You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.
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If I have anything, it's tenacity.
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Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
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'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
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I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.
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If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
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Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.
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I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.
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Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.
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If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.
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I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.
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I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.
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Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.
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The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.
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