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Greg Behrendt Inspirational Quotes (91)

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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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