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Greg Behrendt Inspirational Quotes (91)

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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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