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George Burns Inspirational Quotes (78)

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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.
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It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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In those days the best painkiller was ice it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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