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Garry Shandling Inspirational Quotes (33)

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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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