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Frank Zappa Inspirational Quotes (203)

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If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
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She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
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You're baloney without the mayo.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
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The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
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All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.
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Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
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Shut Up and Play your Guitar.
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Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
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I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
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I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.
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Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?
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My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
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The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
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The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
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This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
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The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.
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Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
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