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Finley Peter Dunne Inspirational Quotes (45)

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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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