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Evan Esar Inspirational Quotes (107)

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After wisdom comes wit.
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All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
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A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.
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Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths.
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Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied.
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
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A bright eye indicates curiosity a black eye, too much.
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Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
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When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers.
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A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience.
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The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck.
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More diets start in dress shops than in doctors' offices.
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If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
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It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
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With a braggart, it's no sooner done than said.
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Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
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A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.
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Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
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