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Eoin Colfer Inspirational Quotes (161)

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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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