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Eoin Colfer Inspirational Quotes (161)

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My bugs don't have bugs.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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