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Eoin Colfer Inspirational Quotes (162)

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Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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Wait, said Butler. Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan. He squinted through the green dome. What is your plan, Artemis? All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.
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Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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There’s always time for babbling.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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