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Elayne Boosler Inspirational Quotes (56)

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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money my informed choice, my measured gamble.
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San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.
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I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
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