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E W Howe Inspirational Quotes (108)

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The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
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If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
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Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
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When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.
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A loafer never works except when there is a fire then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
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American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
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Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
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When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
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All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
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A woman does not spend all her time in buying things she spends part of it in taking them back.
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Good manners do more for a man that good looks.
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Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
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Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
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A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense.
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Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
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A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
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The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
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A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.
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If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.
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You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
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It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
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