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Dylan Moran Inspirational Quotes (115)

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Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city. Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.
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If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.
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You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.
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I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive in much the same way as some kids wanted to play football, I wanted to show off. Not complicated in that sense, very natural it just depends on how you want to show off.
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All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive
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It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
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I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
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You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!
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Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
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Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
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My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.
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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
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It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
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It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
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When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'
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Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
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I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it's an exercise in vanity.
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I do pauses, pauses work for me
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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!
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You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
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If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.
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