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Dylan Moran Inspirational Quotes (115)

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A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention.
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The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.
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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
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One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
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Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.
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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
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Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
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I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you.
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I have used that song [50ft Queenie] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.
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I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
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You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
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I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
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I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.
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The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.
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America's work ethic is non-stop it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
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Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.
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