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Dov Davidoff Inspirational Quotes (157)

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No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
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The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
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Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
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A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
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Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
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Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
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Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
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People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
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Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
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Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
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If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
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I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.
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The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
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