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Dov Davidoff Inspirational Quotes (157)

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Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
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Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
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Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
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Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
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Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
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You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
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Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
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It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
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TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
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The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
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If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
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Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.
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I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
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I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
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I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.
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You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
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Comedy is rarely funny.
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People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
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Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
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When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
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Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
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When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
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MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
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Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
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