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Dov Davidoff Inspirational Quotes (157)

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Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
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I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
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Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
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Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
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Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
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Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
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Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
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Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
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Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
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I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
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We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
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My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
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I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
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It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
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America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
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I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
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The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
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Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
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Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
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Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
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Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
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If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
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The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
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