Dick Van Dyke Inspirational Quotes (100)

When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took off, you know, in the late 40s. And just through necessity, going out looking for work, I was starting to sing, and dance, and act, and I never expected to do that, nor to have any success at it at least.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.