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David Spade Inspirational Quotes (44)

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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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It's hard to have a career.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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