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David Spade Inspirational Quotes (44)

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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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I have no detectable hair style.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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