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David Ross Inspirational Quotes (77)

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I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.
David Cross
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I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, I wish I could retire at 39. So they put it in perspective.
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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.
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I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like An Evening Of Political Comedy.
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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.
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Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.
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Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.
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The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.
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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.
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I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.
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