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David Letterman Inspirational Quotes (371)

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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
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You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?
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They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.
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I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
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I want to tell you though, I'm having the absolute best birthday ever. Last night -- this was so sweet, it means a great deal to me -- the other cult members got together and they all took me out to see Star Wars.
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You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy just get ready.
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Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.
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The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'
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Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
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Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
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When we started the show, there were mixed responses. Half of the people said, 'That show doesn't have a chance.' The other half said, 'That show doesn't have a prayer.'
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