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Darynda Jones Inspirational Quotes (145)

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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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