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Darynda Jones Inspirational Quotes (145)

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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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