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Darrell Hammond Inspirational Quotes (17)
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I belong to the Democratic Party.
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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
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I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.
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I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
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I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
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Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
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I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
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I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.
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If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
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Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.
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I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
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The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
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