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Dane Cook Inspirational Quotes (137)

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Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
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Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!
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Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.
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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
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Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
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Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
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Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
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I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
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I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
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When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
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Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
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I'm a late-night guy.
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Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.
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If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
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I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
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You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
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When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
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You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.
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I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
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When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.
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