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Clement Freud Inspirational Quotes (11)
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I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.
Clement Freud
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
Clement Freud
Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.
Clement Freud
I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.
Clement Freud
About one thing the Englishman has a particularly strict code. If a bird says Cluk bik bik bik bik and caw you may kill it, eat it or ask Fortnums to pickle it in Napoleon brandy with wild strawberries. If it says tweet it is a dear and precious friend and you'd better lay off it if you want to remain a member of Boodles.
Clement Freud
I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.
Clement Freud
To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.
Clement Freud
It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past.
Clement Freud
Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.
Clement Freud
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
Clement Freud
If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.
Clement Freud