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Chris Rock Inspirational Quotes (199)

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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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