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Chris Rock Inspirational Quotes (201)

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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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