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Chris Rock Inspirational Quotes (199)

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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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