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Chris Farley Inspirational Quotes (14)

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I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
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First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
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Basically, I only play one character I just play him at different volumes.
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I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
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I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
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Whisper to the flashing water your real name, write your signature in the sand, and shout your identity to the sky until it answers to you in thunder.
Christopher John Farley
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In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
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You gotta fight for your right to vote!
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I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
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I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
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The end comes to all of us...but the end comes quicker to those who do not live their lives as they choose. If your life is not your own, then in what way is it living?
Christopher John Farley