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Chelsea Peretti Inspirational Quotes (8)

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If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
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Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.
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I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.
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Why are old maps always burnt?
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Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?
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I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
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Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.
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I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.
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