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Bryan Callen Inspirational Quotes (7)

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
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As an actor, you're never busy enough.
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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
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Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.
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