Brian Kiley Inspirational Quotes (3)

I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.’

There's always one teacher you had a crush on for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.