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Brad Williams Inspirational Quotes (33)

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The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.
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It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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I try not to be hateful.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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Every now and then we're going to fail.
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I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.
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When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, And now his watch is over. That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, And now his tour is done.
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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means.
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I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.
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I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.
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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, Oh, what do I do for fun?
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Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.
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I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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