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Brad Wilkerson Inspirational Quotes (8)

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Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
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Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
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Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.
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Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.
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As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains.
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I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
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When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a 'medical degree'.
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