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Bob Hope Inspirational Quotes (145)

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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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