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Bo Burnham Inspirational Quotes (74)

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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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