Bill Maher Inspirational Quotes (414)

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.